REALTONES

Full Tracks

Urban Hits

Legends Of Hip Hop

Reggae

Funtones

Nametones

Realtones

Voicemail

Full Tracks

X

The Hits Reloaded Disc 2

The Hits Reloaded Disc 1

Legends Of Hip Hop

Urban Hits
Legends Of Hip Hop
Reggae
Funtones

Prominent Voices and Stars

Comedy und Fun

All for kids

Excerptions and poetry

All kind of Sounds

Sound

Music

Cars

Animals

SMS arrived

Killing sounds

Horror

Loops

SMS Jingle

Soccer

Christmas

Halloween

Motorbikes

Booze

Crazy

Announces

Dialect

Science-Fiction

Winter

The Mad Frog

Yourbox-Stars

Smoking Pot

Wake-up calls

Easter

New Year´s Eve

Smoker & Non-Smoker Special

Love & Lifestyle

Asian Cocktail

Sports

Carnival

ACTION

Stereo - FX

Mozart

Movie Special: Return of Super-Thingy

Movie Special: Pirates

Baby Special

Spells

Stop the War!

Xtreme Soundz

Strictly Censored!

Business

Motion Pictures and TV

SMS Sounds

Content Special

Nametones

Dubstep

Krocha Power

Silvesterstimmung

Weihnachten - Christkindanruf

Weihnachten - Ho Ho Ho

Nametone Eingehend - Alarm! ... Ruft an!

Hard Rock / Heavy Metal

Rap & Chill Out

Hard Rock Punk Style

Volksmusik - Das Waldesecho

Volksmusik - Die Klingeltonbuam

Trance-Style

Tekkno-Style

EM Special

Realtones

Rock

Yourbox-Stars

Ringtonesongs

Nursery rhymes

National Anthem

Relaxing

Pop

Mozart

Crazy X-Mess

Dance

Christmas

Voicemail

Love & Lifestyle

Business

Spells

Christmas

Quickies

Holiyday

Easter & Carnival

Star Wares

Local Originals

All for Kids

Rough

Smoking Pot

Comedy & Fun

Celebs & Stars

Fans & Freaks

Nice & Useful

Cinema & TV

Poetry & Excerpts

X

Move Ya Body [Liberty X]
Holding On For You (bonus track) [Liberty X]
It's OK [Liberty X]
Being Nobody (bonus track) [Richard X & Liberty X]
In My Bed [Liberty X]
X [Liberty X]
Dirty Cash [Liberty X]
Shotgun [Liberty X]
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The Hits Reloaded Disc 2

In the Heart [Kool and the Gang]
Ladies Night [Kool and the Gang]
Where da Boogie At- [Kool and the Gang]
Serious [Kool and the Gang]
JAZZ [Kool and the Gang]
Jungle Boogie [Kool and the Gang]
Tonight [Kool and the Gang]
Take My Heart (You Can Have It If You Want It) [Kool and the Gang]
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The Hits Reloaded Disc 1

Jones vs. Jones [Kool and the Gang]
Hollywood Swinging [Kool and the Gang]
Let's Go Dancin' (Ooh, la, la, La) [Kool and the Gang]
Fresh [Kool and the Gang]
Cherish [Kool and the Gang]
Get Down on It [Kool and the Gang]
Straight Ahead [Kool and the Gang]
Celebration [Kool and the Gang]
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Legends Of Hip Hop

Sharock & Big Daddy Kane-Dano [12 All The Ladies]
Doc Ice & Harry Balz-Flava Flav [07 Old School Ball]
Legends Of Hip Hop [01 Fifth Element (Beathoavenz remix)]
Grandmaster Caz & Busy Bee Starski-GQ-Smooth Approach [10 Make It Hot]
Raheem & Grandmaster Caz-Shinehead [05 Be 4]
TOP & Kurtis Blow-Dota Rock-Melle Mel [16 Big Picture]
Thug Nation & Speech-Kurupt [06 G]
Whodini & Jalil-Ex-Doc Ice [15 Get The Fuck Out Of My Face]
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Urban Hits

Dance(FtWyclef) [JimmyCliff]
Soundtrack-Ginuwine-SimplyIrresistable [RomeoMustDie]
Soundtrack-Three 6 Mafia Ft Pat-They Dont Fuck Wit U [Exit Wounds]
OverTheBorder(FtJoeStrummer) [JimmyCliff]
Soundtrack-Nas-Gangsta Tears [Exit Wounds]
TakeYourTime(FtYannickYoah) [JimmyCliff]
The City [Jimmy Cliff]
Soundtrack-BG-RollinRaw [RomeoMustDie]
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Legends Of Hip Hop

Get The Fuck Out Of My Face [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Major League [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Fifth Element(Original Version) [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Big Picture [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Freak To This [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Nuttin To Do [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Be 4 [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Love Letter [Legends Of Hip Hop]
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Reggae

Heads High Kill 'Em With It Re-mix [Mr Vegas]
Mine the Girl Them [Bounty Killer]
Black History [Anthony B]
Frontier [Mr Vegas]
All Virgins [Shaggy]
Latest News [Mr Vegas]
Pop Style [Mr Vegas]
Gun Thirsty [Bounty Killer]
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Prominent Voices and Stars

Vibrator´ [´Arni]
A call for you, Mr. President
I command to pick up´ [´Arni]
EXTRA!! EXTRA!! George Bush scandal!!
scandal!! [EXTRA!! EXTRA!! Homosex]
Me and W.´ [´Arni]
No need to register´ [´Arni]
Osama Bin Laden calling
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Comedy und Fun

Workspace
Vomiting
I wanna have a nice chat with you
3 [Muezzin]
Hello Master, it´s your phone
Crazy Laughing 1
Phonecall in the church
Didgerimoozart
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All for kids

Children´s Song (Do You Kazoo?)
Laughing Mobile
it´s me your telephone [Hey you]
All Birds Nursery Rhyme (Do You Kazoo?)
One Man Went To Mow
Whinging mobile
O my dear friend Augustin
Mother Goose Rhyme (Do You Kazoo?)
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All kind of Sounds

Concerto for hooters
Waves 6
1 [Channel search]
up call [Clock chaos wake]
Didgeridoo 2
Shotgun
Waves 1
Alarm [Techno]
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Sound

Harbourfhail
Volcano bubbling
Radio tuning
02 [Jungle]
Farmers work
Pinball game
Exam at the blackboard
Boat
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Music

Superasshole (Metal)
Nursery Rhyme III [Music Box Melody]
Nursery Rhyme
Beat Box-3 [Pimp Of Persia]
Superpussy (Metal)
Pick up for love [Dr Love]
Beat Box-4 [Pimp Of Persia]
Beat Box-10 [Pimp Of Persia]
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Cars

Ri++++r (9 HÜ) slides
Mini S (1965)
Goggomobil Start
8-drive-away [Civic EG]
V8 engine
drive-away [GTI VR 6]
Po++++e 356 SC Cabrio
Race car 4
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Animals

02 [Dinosaur]
Shivery cicadas
Young dog
Rattlesnake
gull 2 [Sea]
Live from The Houses of Parliament (1)
2 [Songbird]
Chimpanzee 3
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SMS arrived

02 [Text arrived]
Cry of Joy III [Yodel Madness]
01 [Text arrived]
Spam Text Alert [Randy Ralph]
03 [Spam Text]
05 [Text arrived]
02 [Text for you]
MMS-03 [Spam]
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Killing sounds

Child Song and Baby Crying I
03 [Dogkiller]
01 [Dogkiller]
Baby cries II
01 [Catkiller]
02 [Catkiller]
04 [Catkiller]
Child Song with Baby Cry II
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Horror

Werewolf
Hellraiser
Scary Laughter III
Scary Laughter II
Sick laughter III
Happy Halloween, kids!
01 [Horror]
Ghost
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Loops

01 [Cool]
01 [News]
03 [News]
03 [Fast]
1 [Fresh Loop]
1 [Spring Loop]
4 [Strange Loop]
01 [Dance Loop]
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SMS Jingle

09 [Text urgent]
05 [Melody]
15 [Text urgent]
03 [Text urgent]
04 [Text urgent]
17 [Text urgent]
01 [Melody]
10 [Text urgent]
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Soccer

´ SWEDEN !!! ´- Sports [Fans]
Australia - Sports [National Anthem]
´ BRASILIA !!! ´- Sports [Fans]
USA - Sports [National Anthem]
Germany - Sports [National Anthem]
´ IRAN !!! ´- Sports [Fans]
A superb long call upfield to Network!
The Netherlands - Sports [Anthem]
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Christmas

XMAS Rythm V: Groovy
Cpt Sandhi:Xmas all around the world!
The GAY Ren wishes the best
Worst Presents: Bedclothes with Michael
Slaybells
Silent Night
Drunk Xmas in Glasgow
Santa wishes Merry Xmas.. yawn!...
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Halloween

The slaughter
Ghost wishes Happy Halloween
GAY Ghost Uhh Scary
Fart [Ghost Cider]
G. W´s ultimate trick! (parody)
Happy Halloween from Amsterdam I
Answer the f...ing phone matey
Happy Halloween Schwarnie (parody)
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Motorbikes

+++ 300 Start
Ho+++ 650 passing
400 Start [VFR]
Crashes [Ya++++ F+R 500]
Biker in ecstasy
Hor+++ 600 passing
passes [Ya++++ F+R 500]
Hor+++ 600 Start
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Crazy

Alpine Jazz II [Yodel Madness]
Captain Schwantz
Marihuana Express [Cpt. Spliffhanger]
S A T A N
Outrunning battery 1
Alpine Jazz III [Yodel Madness]
Mexican Airlines N G [Cpt. Pablo]
Cry of Joy I [Yodel Madness]
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Announces

Warning! Owner is in the FBI!
Mobile spam filter
Welsh shop announcement
head! [Warning! Owner is a Piss]
Warning! Owner is a surfing teacher! (m)
Attention! Owner is over 40!
lifter (m) [Warning! Owner is a shirt]
Answering phone process started
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Dialect

Call from South Africa
Pick up fat git-1 [US]
I reckon it´s like a shag.
Pick up fat git-2 [Scottish]
Fuck Me! It´s ringing again! (London)
Cockney phone crisis #2 (London)
Pick up fat git-1 [Scottish]
Irish phone crisis.
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Science-Fiction

Callisto [The Planets]
´Come on Luke!´
Ariel [The Planets]
Alarm 3
Leda [The Planets]
Daphnis [The Planets]
Saturn [The Planets]
Hermippe [The Planets]
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Winter

Scroop
ski. Let´s get piste... [Après]
Snowboard: What a style!
Snowboard: Nuclear
Juhuhuhhui
Snowboard: Nose Bone
Warning! Owner is a heavy drinker! (m)
The Fall [Extreme Alps]
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The Mad Frog

The Mad Frog is riding his baby!
The Mad Frog is f+++++g
The Mad Frog and it´s girlfriend
01 [The Mad Frog]
The Mad Frog j+++++g
The Mad Frog is crying
The Mad Frog is high
02 [The Mad Frog]
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Yourbox-Stars

Dr Love Song
Coming Round The Mountains
I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day
Telephone Honey! [Dr Love]
Baah Baah Black Sheep
O Christmas Tree
Shaggysong [Randy Ralph]
Pick up for love [Dr Love]
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Wake-up calls

Toast [Good Morning]
Red Morning Mood
Egg [Good Morning]
Turqoise Morning Mood
Yellow Morning Mood
Green Morning Mood
Blue Morning Mood
Orange Juice [Good Morning]
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Easter

The Sounds Of Easter
Crazy Text Message [Randy Ralph]
German Rabbit from Frankfurt
Gay Easter Bunny
Fans cheering for the Easter Bunny
Text Message-02 [Randy Ralph]
Shaggysong [Randy Ralph]
Don´t fuck with me [Easter Bunny]
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New Year´s Eve

Blondy´s last new year´s eve
Bang [Fireworks]
New year´s eve at Blondy´s
New year´s eve whistle
Pummerin (Curchbell of Vienna Stephansdom)
Not again.That f...
New year´s eve Fart
New year´s eve with church bells
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Smoker & Non-Smoker Special

This Phone Breathes Smoke Free Air
I Love Smoking!
To Smoke Or Not To Smoke
Put That Cigarettes Out You Bastard II
Put That Cigarettes Out You Bastard I
Why Always The Smokers?
Smoker - Taste the Difference [Kiss A Non]
A Non Smoker Poem
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Asian Cocktail

Captain Sandhi is most happy to serve you
Airline entertainment program II
Cpt. Sandhi and the diarrhea sign
Indian: Pick up, bastard!
Captain Sandhi locked in the toilet
Singing Indian XI
Rajiv has a little problem
We are going to crash, we are going to die!!
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Sports

Manchester: 15 [Bristol City: 1]
Baseball Fans: Let´s go Diamondbacks!
Baseball Fans: Let´s go Cleveland!
Baseball Fans: Let´s go Oakland!
by a hair [Wimbledon: Out]
Pileup at the Tour de France
Tennis match with applause
Wimbledon: Shaky vs. Froggy
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Carnival

Dirty laughter
Hola, it´s time for party, yes!!!
Grab your glasses & slap youor asses!!!
3 [The Small Canned Laughter Device]
Hysterical Laughter
6 [The Big Canned Laughter Device]
4 [The Small Canned Laughter Device]
Fred, the fag is a bon vivant
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ACTION

Machinegun salvoes
Browning Attack
OP Battlefield: We have a text msg here!
OP Battlefield: Hold vour fire!
Shots on the trumpet player
OP Battlefield: We´re under heavy fire!!
OP Battlefield: Yeeehaaa...it´s the bomb!
Cannonfire
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Stereo - FX

In Lothlorien On LSD
Maserati [Diesel]
Beware Of The Rotor
Rap [Toot]
Breath [SciFi]
Trial Dial
Insane Guitar
Tse Fly With Propellor [Tse]
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Mozart

Figaro vs. Shaky
Rondo Alla Turka in the masticator
Alla Turka (feat. Shaky)
Symphony in the mastcator [The Jupiter]
Flute [Shaky is blowing the Magic]
Figaro in the masticator
Major-Sonata in the masticator [The A]
Kleine Nachtmusik in the masticator
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Movie Special: Return of Super-Thingy

Superchelsea
Superphonebox
Supernews
Curryman
Superscot
Superchav
Superaussie
Supersandhi
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Movie Special: Pirates

Land ahoy!
Fearless Pirates
Davy Jones’ Locker
Luscious Buccaneers [Queen of the Pirates]
Prepare to Board
Call ahoy!
livered bilge rats - Fair-weather Pirates [Lilly]
Mobile Pirates
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Baby Special

Baby cries I
Bird wedding [Music Box Melody]
Nursery Rhyme V [Music Box Melody]
Anthem GDR [Music Box Melody]
Child Song and Baby Cry III
Nursery Rhyme I [Music Box Melody]
Happy Birthday [Music Box Melody]
Flohwalzer [Music Box Melody]
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Stop the War!

Symbols of human failure
Stop the war !!!
The power of love
Stop f+++ing killing people !!!
Make some love !!!
You bunch of pricks !!!
As the bombs keep on falling...
the-war organisation !!! [Join a stop]
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Xtreme Soundz

Drill me baby
Xtreme Baby II
Xtreme Dinosaurzz
Massacre rythm
Xtreme Baby
Cry of Joy I [Yodel Madness]
The last S.O.S
Xtreme Attack
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Business

An urgent call from the President!
An urgent call from the Prime Minister!
I´ll co [Mr. General manager, sir! An urgent call]
I´ll connect! [Doctor! An urgent call]
I´ll connect! [Mr. President! An urgent call]
Sorry boss! It´s an urgent call!
Discreet ringing
Slight knocking
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Motion Pictures and TV

Lou and A.´s telephone argument
We got him!
Cpt. Pock´s cleaning his ears
´My name is Bond!´
Pick up young Skywalker
You´re phoning me? [Robert de N]
006 calling
Answer or take a bath [Godfather]
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SMS Sounds

01 [Text arrived]
Old Alarm Device 1932
08 [Message]
Ego Shooter Siren
Cine camera
Church bell
25 [Message]
Hammond Organ
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Content Special

Disco 1970 (Do You Kazoo?)